This page will be dedicated to the small things, that no matter where you are in world remain the same.

  • When cleaning couches you always come out richer, if only by a few cents. (When cleaning I found 60 jiao under the couch, its always the couch too!)
  • Deer in the Headlights look will always reciprocate pity and thus help!
  • Lines at Doctor’s Offices
  • Candles on Birthday Cakes & Wishes before you blow them out